Mark your calendars, Fiends and Neighbors!
Be the first on your block to witness the shrieking birth of the ghastliest, wildest, strangest, and sexiest smorgasbourd of sensationalism ever presented to mortal eyes--a celebration of the oddest, coolest, silliest, and most out-there cinema in existence--all in the warm and inviting setting of one of Seattle's best coffee-and-spirits houses!
Tony Kay--Documentor of Demented Cinema for three (count 'em, THREE!) decades, Architect of Pop Culture Petri Dish's Horrorpalooza, 2005's Ultimate Film Fanatic of the Northwest, B-Movie Evangelist for The SunBreak.com, and Raconteur Extraordinaire--will be waxing rhapsodic on--and showcasing samples of--some of the finest (and weirdest) schlock/cult cinema EVER, for your entertainment and slack-jawed awe, at the Aster Coffee Lounge in scenic Ballard, Washington, beginning in less than two weeks!
Mark your calendars, folks: The first Bizarro Movie Night hits the Aster at 8pm on Saturday, December 5, 2009!
What awaits Brave Visitors to this Den of Dementia, you might ask? Could it be:
MONSTERS??
ZOMBIES??!?!!
OUTLAW BIKERS ON A HELL-BENT ORGY OF BACCHANALIAN DEBAUCHERY, perhaps??
CREEPY GUYS IN MOTH-EATEN ANIMAL SUITS??!?!
Maybe a few...DELINQUENT PUNKS ON A ROCK-AND-ROLL RAMPAGE??!??!
SHE-DEVILS ON HARLEYS??!!?
GRATING KIDDIE-MATINEE SINGALONGS??!??
MORE MONSTERS??!??
BUXOM PISTOL-PACKING DAMES??!!
MASKED WRESTLERS??!??
MANACLE-WHIRLING MUSCLEMEN??!??
Guess you'll have to show up to find out....
Stay tuned for more details. And BE THERE, Pilgrims!!
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