Yep, you read right: The Fat Man himself--Santa Claus--lands at the Aster tonight! And he's bringing a few pals...
Merlin the Magician!
The Sweaty Red-Bearded Keymaker Ogre!
Lupita the Guilt-Ridden Doll Thief!!
And everyone's favorite mewling neurotic windbag, Old Pitch the Devil!
Just when I think Rene Cardona's Santa Claus can't mess with my mind anymore, it sticks a (pitch)fork in and twists it again. Come join Ye Olde Schlockologist for the Most Astonishing Christmas Film Ever Made, tonight at 7:30!!