Sin, Vice, Drugs, Skinnydipping, and Serpiente!! All at the next Bizarro Movie Night!!

You heard it right, Fiends and Neighbors! The next BMN is May 1, Saturday night! And it's gonna be a lulu...An Orgy of Decadence, Despair, Drugs, and SKINNYDIPPING, Roadshow Grindhouse-style.

We'll be paying tribute to con-man/warped auteur Dwain Esper, a man who inflicted some of the strangest and seediest films known to man on an unsuspecting and titillation-starved Depression-era public--all under the guise of cautionary tales to rescue the Youth of our Nation from the dangers of, well, damned near everything!!

Admission's still free, and it's official: El Serpiente de Oro will be guest-hosting! Buckle up your seatbelts for a wild and warped ride!

Ready to Rock and Roll, Fiends and Neighbors??!

Hope so! That's what we wanna hear! In case you haven't gotten the word already, as a special tribute to Record Store Day, Bizarro Movie Night's going all Rock and Roll on Saturday!

Ye Olde Schlockologist has finally decided the programming for this Saturday's Bizarro-riffic presentation at the Aster Coffee Lounge, and you won't be disappointed, cats and kittens. We'll be throwing down the 1962 B-movie classic, WILD GUITAR!

The Beatles? Bah! Elvis? PfFFT! We've got Arch Hall Jr, the man with the sweetest blonde pompadour on the planet, busting out rockabilly jewels and clawing his way to the top of the Rock and Roll heap!! If you haven't seen the full-length version of this twist-fevered classic, you HAVEN'T LIVED, Fiends and Neighbors. Period.

Be there or be L7!

News Flash!! Next TWO Bizarro Movie Nights Scheduled!!

Hello again, Fiends and Neighbors! Facebook invites have gone out for it, but the next Bizarro Movie Night is officially scheduled for:

 Saturday April 17!!

Yes, the wonderful world of Weird Cinema will return to the Aster Coffee Lounge a week from Saturday!!

In the interest of presenting an all-encompassing Whitman's Sampler of Strange, we're going to set next week's Bizarro Movie Night to a rock and roll backbeat! Yes, the next BMN will cater to that primal beat that'll yank you out of your seat! Exact details are still being plotted out, but a couple of things are for certain, Daddy-O:

1) There will be Rock and Roll!

2) There will be FABULOUS DOOR PRIZES!!

3) There will be patter so snappy that Chuck Berry could duckwalk to it!!

Just to get your juices flowing, Fiends and Neighbors, here's a little snifter of random rockin' to set the mood...





Oh, and then April showers will bring May flowers--AND yet another Bizarro Movie Night at the Aster on Saturday May 1!! Mark yer calendars!

Ye Olde Schlockologist is planning on a spectacular spring and summer, so stick around, Daddy-O!