Yes, Fiends and Neighbors, Your Schlockologist Truly is bringing you the most weird-assed, lysergic loaf of Cinematic Fruitcake you'll ever dare taste, TONIGHT at the Aster!!
OK, we're so bursting at the seams to finally spill the beans on tonight's program that we'll just throw the trailer for tonight's feature presentation up, right now...
Well, didya watch it? Huh? Just wait 'til you actually see this movie in all its full-length, mind-twisting GLORY, tonight at the Aster!!
Plus added strange attractions (holiday-themed and otherwise) for your entertainment!
AND the Aster serves great hot drinks, beers and wines, and tasty light meals for your enjoyment!
AND you'll be done in plenty of time to hit the road and party hearty afterwards! You're a sucker if you miss it!!
See you there!